You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm jealous of your bromance
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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