i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
