last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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