Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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