Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
