I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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