hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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