Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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