i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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