I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
