put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I can't turn off my feet"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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