Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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