If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
last night I used snow as a chaser
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