i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
