can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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