I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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