god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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