i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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