You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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