nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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