yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
its not stalking. its research.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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