Define "chronic" masturbator.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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