you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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