Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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