I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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