The maid of honor just puked.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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