wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
