Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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