I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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