So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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