Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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