Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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