i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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