I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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