If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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