Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
