Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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