I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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