Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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