we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
