no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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