a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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