I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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