Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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