it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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