How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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