is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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