im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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