God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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