Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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