just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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