don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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